Nicole slips on a blindfold and tries to cook a pizza from scratch. 
  - Being blindfold kind of scares me. We used to play this game called The Blindfold Game. It was like hide-n-seek but the person finding people was blindfolded and I used to be a little bit scared. Y'all better not do anything. Geez, here's the thing. The Bird Box challenge is just people doing stupid stuff blindfolded, right? I have not seen the movie so I don't get any of this right now. This is the stupidest thing I might have ever done. Just wanted to get that out there. I don't know why it's called Bird Box. Are you pretending you're in a box? And you're a bird. That would be a birdhouse. So, I guess I'll start I know- Ew, y'all are playin' some damn tricks on me already. I know there was a dough out here when I started. Y'all if I fall, I swear. Okay, I'm gonna need some flour. Now I have to get it to a big circle. I've made enough pizzas, I should be able to feel this. What is the point of being blindfolded in that movie? Is a Bird Box a birdhouse? Good thing I wore black. I feel like my doughs pretty good. Hopefully there are no holes in it. I gotta get my pizza peel which I know is back here y'all, this is not cheating. Some of the things I paid attention to. I feel like I'm nine thousand years old trying to walk. Where am I? Okay, I'm gonna show you all a trick, even blindfolded. If you heat up your pizza stone, then put some parchment down, this makes transferring it into the oven easier. Now, y'all better be givin' me some help puttin' this in the oven. I feel like I'm doing okay at the moment. I don't know where like my toppings and stuff are. I just don't like things that I don't know. I don't know if you all know that about me but I like being in control. So, when I feel like I'm not in control Aw man, there's a hole. Big ole hole. I gotta fix that. I think that's as good as it's gonna get. Alright, so I'm going to find the toppings and they were not out here. So I assume they're in the fridge. Y'all this is why I don't like this kinda stuff. I'm making a basic pizza. I don't know where y'all are, if y'all are here, here, here. I'm making a basic pizza. Okay, I'm not tryin' to make elaborate toppings. So, we'll pretend that I'm making this for my kids. Eww! I don't know if I want mushrooms. Oh, those are eggs. Don't need those. Oww! Maybe this is the sauce. This might be sauce. This could be sauce too. Is this onions? Need the cheese. This is cheese. Okay, that's cheddar, okay that's more like it. Whatever, I just hope this is the right kind. Okay, I got sauce and cheese and I'll do onion and mushroom, maybe. , now I gotta get back. I have no idea how much I just put on there. Okay, I need something to spread it with. I hope that's enough sauce. I like to do some cheese and then the toppings and then more cheese. Am I gettin' close? Where'd my other toppings go? Oh I need a mushroom, that sounds kinda good. Surely I'm getting close if I just make the circular motion. Hopefully there's equal distribution. Now, more cheese. Aw, man. I'm gonna get help for this part. I'm going to wash my hands now. Am I gonna trip over a light thing or am I okay? The speed at which you move when you're blindfolded is like a fraction of your normal speed. It's like I am moving like a 90 year old woman. No offense to you 90 year old women out there. Okay, I guess I'll stand here and wait. I don't know what else I can do. They have reset for me and I think brought me a cold beer somewhere. There's nothing in here. So I guess we can bring in the pizza. They do protect me a little bit so I don't have to go to the hot oven by myself. I hope this isn't like something nasty. My gosh, I hope I'm pouring this in the glass. Tastes like foam. Gotta do this to make the foam go away. I put a lot of foam in there. Alright, so my pizza smells good. Now the next part of this challenge is to cut it. Y'all it feels pretty good. Feels like I did a nice round pizza. Don't let me cut myself. Okay, here goes nothing. Alright, I think I can get a cheese pull. I feel like there's no sauce on here. I mean, it's pretty good, it just tastes like cheesy bread with a little onion. I mean Overall I think I nailed it in the shape department. I mean, it's you know, an artisan style pizza. I think I was right that I did not have enough sauce. But I felt like I poured a cup of sauce. My toppings were not quite evenly scattered It's kinda like this is a pizza for my kids. Half cheese, half veggie. Taste-wise, listen, Don't forget to but whatever you do Mom vs. the Dishes
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Updated: January 14, 2019

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