Is regulation-sized avocado toast too large and unwieldy for you? Do you long to feel some fleeting sense of connection to the rest of the world’s trendy eaters but worry that the avocado might be too healthy? Do you frequently wake up in a cold sweat due to recurring nightmares that you have too much money and might end up accidentally owning a home?
Depending on who you ask, marshmallow peeps are either a sugary godsend that should be available 365 days a year or saccharine garbage that should be buried in the tomb that Jesus climbed out of after he respawned. The latest effort from Fort Worth, Texas’ Collective Brewing Project may not settle the age-old debate, but it should at least give beer snobs an opportunity to reappraise the spring holiday’s most contentious candy.
Since 2009, March 14 has officially been known as Pi Day.