Have you ever gone out and ordered every IHOP pancake on the menu in one afternoon and rated them for taste and creativity like you’re a judge on an episode of some brand new, masochistic Food Network competition show that would probably be hosted by Guy Fieri? Well, if you haven't, don’t worry. We’ve gone ahead and done it for you. (And if you have, well done.
I have to tip my hat to Aunt Jemima, because how on earth she convinced the world it was easier to make pancakes from a box than from scratch is one of the greatest marketing coups of the 20th century.