Some things I know for sure: When Beyonce wakes up, the headband she uses to keep her hair out of her face is exactly where she positioned it the night before. She never forgets to buy more Keurig cups. She always leaves enough time for breakfast. I know this because those are basic traits I attribute to most people who I perceive as functional adults.
For Christina Tosi, figuring out what to put in a bowl of cereal is like a crossword puzzle. “Like, it doesn’t fit. I’m one letter over. I wonder if—No, it’s just not the answer. And you go back to it,” she explains to me over—what else—a bowl of cereal that she insists I eat before it gets soggy. "Not to force feed you, but I’m playing the game of, 'Oh, I don’t want everything to be too mushy for you,'” she jokes.
America's coolest teenager Kylie Jenner makes the same breakfast every morning.