Apparently Oreo-flavored candy canes exist—and we’re strangely OK with it. To be perfectly clear: This does not mean we condone mac and cheese or pickle-flavored candy canes, because we don’t. That’s disgusting and unnecessary.
For the most part, we’re in the peppermint-and-peppermint-only candy cane camp. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
Step aside, coal—Macaroni and cheese-flavored candy canes are now officially the worst thing you can find in your stocking on Christmas morning.
Seattle-based novelty company Archie McPhee is selling the atrocity, presumably to ruin Christmas.
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I get intimidated by cupcakes. Not the baking part—that's easy. Line a muffin tray with pastel baking cups. Bake. Frost. Or, that’s what cupcakes used to be.