No, you're not going crazy if you think that the price of avocados is high—because they are reaching record heights.
If you live on the East Coast, more often than not, you're left wondering how to ripen avocado quickly. The bushels of avocados you see at the grocery store are usually hard as rocks, meaning that it could be days before you can actually go and make that sweet potato avocado toast you've been dying to try.
If you've spent more than four minutes on the internet, you might have noticed how any fad, image, video, song, or thing has to be remixed, reworked, and revised into something weirder than its first iteration. Avocado toast is not immune to this, either.