Finally: every thickness, all in one place

By Tim Nelson
February 24, 2020

There’s an astonishing range of Oreos currently available on the market. From a plethora of flavors to different levels of creme filling, the possible permutations are seemingly endless.

Well if you’ve ever thought of performing some sort of Oreo “stuf”-level taste test, you should know about a new mega pack that combines every thickness of creme filling into the ultimate variety pack. Because according to a @CandyHunting post, this special “What’s Your Stuf?” box has all of your creme-filled cookie dunking needs covered.

For $25, you can buy what’s essentially a massive container of Oreos, made up of five different boxes spanning the entire spectrum of “stuf”-ness. In order from thinnest to thickest, you’ll find Oreo Thins, regular Oreos, Double Stuf Oreos, Mega Stuf Oreos, and the grandaddy of them all, Most Stuf. This box of chocolate and creme cookie goodness presents the rare opportunity to easily measure various Oreos side by side, letting you finally figure out how many Oreo Thins is equal to one Most Stuf Oreo. I’m pretty sure anyone who does that can officially call themselves a scientist.

In addition to this treasure trove of Oreos fit for any appetite, you’ll also find one (medium-sized) tee shirt in the box, which lets you get “dressed to dunk.” In this case, the shirt serves as a helpful description of the five-step process by which one consumes an Oreo: “Grab, Twist, Lick, Dunk, Eat.”

In case you’re wondering why Oreo decided to put out a beautiful thing like the “What’s Your Stuf?” box right now, it would seem to have something to with a contest asking Oreo fans to choose their preferred level of “stuf” in exchange for the chance to win $100,000. While the box isn’t listed as a potential prize option, it could at least help you to make an informed decision before casting your vote.

So no matter where you fall on the Stuf spectrum, you should get your hands on this thing. It’s available through Walmart’s website for $25. There aren’t any specifics on how long all this “stuf” will stick around, but the What’s Your Stuf contest ends on March 15, so keep that in mind. That should leave you with enough time to figure out who to give those useless Oreo Thins to.

 

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