Don’t try this without a Tide To Go pen.

Remember a few months ago when everyone freaked out over that Chick-fil-A nugget box hack?

Well, folks, here we go again:

I have a lot of thoughts on this, so buckle up.

First of all: This seems like the solution to a nonexistent problem. Who asked for this? Exactly nobody, that’s who.

But, for argument’s sake, let’s pretend that ketchup placement is an issue that plagues French fry eaters the world over—this would absolutely not make it easier.

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Where you see a “genius” hack, I see a ketchup catapult. Best case scenario: You inadvertently start a food fight. Worst case scenario: You walk away from this experiment looking like you just committed murder.

Listen, I’m not saying this isn’t real. But if you believe this is really the reason this little flap exists, I heard there’s a Nigerian prince who needs your help.