Mark Zuckerberg Killed a Goat with a Laser Gun and Fed It to Twitter’s CEO
Because of course he did.
Apparently Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg once killed a goat with a laser gun and then served it to Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey.
This is not a millennial Mad Lib—this is a real thing that actually happened, Dorsey revealed in a recent Rolling Stone interview.
The dinner allegedly took place in 2011, when Zuckerberg was only eating meat from animals he had killed himself.
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Dorsey clarified that Zuckerberg did not kill the goat in front of him—that happened earlier.
“He kills it with a laser gun and then the knife,” Dorsey said about the bizarre meal. “Then they send it to the butcher.”
The interviewer, Brian Hiatt, responded as anyone would upon receiving this news: “A … laser gun?”
“I don’t know. A stun gun,” Dorsey answered. “They stun it, and then he knifed it.”
Here’s how the dinner conversation went that night, according to Dorsey:
Dorsey: “We’re eating the goat you killed?”
Dorsey: “Have you eaten goat before?”
Zuckerberg: “Yeah, I love it.”
Dorsey: “What else are we having?”
Dorsey: “Where is the goat?”
Zuckerberg: “It’s in the oven.”
*30 minutes pass*
Zuckerberg: “I think it’s done now.”
“(Then) we go in the dining room,” Dorsey says. “He puts the goat down. It was cold. That was memorable. I don’t know if it went back in the oven. I just ate my salad.”
Just to make sure we’re all on the same page here: Jack Dorsey said he was once served a goat that Mark Zuckerberg had killed using a stun gun. And a knife.
OK—that’s enough Internet for today. I’ll see you all tomorrow when Elon Musk announces that he and Bill Gates regularly hunt quail with lightsabers.