Can you believe?!
jones sisters
Credit: Instagram / jonesbbqkc

I’m not trying to be dramatic here, but I would actually die for the Jones sisters from the third season of Queer Eye.

If you didn’t binge the entire new season in one weekend, here’s what you need to know about Deborah "Little" and Mary "Shorty" Jones:

  • They run the popular Jones Bar-B-Q restaurant.
  • They’re two of the only known female pit masters in Kansas City, Missouri.
  • They’re incredibly tight-lipped about their late father’s secret sauce recipe. Not even Antoni could get them to reveal the secret ingredients.
  • They’re perfect and amazing and the only pure beings left in this world. I mean, who gave them permission?!

Without giving too much away: Their episode will make you laugh, make you cry, and make you very, very hungry.

Jones Bar-B-Q’s made-from-scratch sauce (created by their late father, Leavy) was already famous among Kansas City residents—but now, thanks to the Queer Eye gang, it’s taking the world by storm.

You can now order your own bottle of Jones Bar-B-Q Sweet & Tangy BBQ Sauce for only $6.99.

Due to extremely high demand (YASSS, HENNY), there’s a 7-10 day shipping delay.

People don’t seem to mind, though.

As for Deborah and Mary: They seem to be enjoying their newfound fame.

“We have received so much love and support from all around the world since our @queereye episode aired on Friday,” the pair said in a statement posted to Jones Bar-B-Q’s Instagram account. “We are feeling so blessed and want to say thank you from the bottom of our hearts for your thoughtful and touching messages. Your words are so meaningful.”

What? I’m not crying, YOU’RE crying.