This Coffee Subscription Service Sends You Curated Disney Coffee Every Month
The next best thing until the parks reopen.
If you happen to be a parent or one of those childless adults who has a (frankly concerning) obsession with Disney’s theme parks, it could be hard to get out of bed in the morning at a time like this. Though the media conglomerate’s outposts on both coasts recently announced that they hope to reopen in July, that’s still more than a month away— and potentially longer if you’re not ready to go to a crowded place like that just yet.
If you’re desperate to recreate the experience of waking up at a Disney resort, then you should probably sign up to get the same stuff you’d find next to Mickey-shaped waffles at the breakfast buffet delivered to your doorstep. Joffrey’s Coffee & Tea Company, the official supplier of Disney World, Disneyland, and Disney Vacation club, has launched a coffee subscription service available in three different curated collections, including, most importantly, the Disney Signature Coffee Collection.
Consisting of actual coffee that was likely destined for a Disney park before the whole “worldwide pandemic” thing happened, Joffrey’s aims to help you “relive your most memorable Disney moments with a monthly rotation of three of our specialty coffee blends inspired by Disney Parks & Resorts.” It may sound silly to think that a cup of coffee could qualify as a “memorable Disney moment”, but something tells me most parents visiting a Disney park are pretty well-acquainted with the coffee offerings by the time their trip is over.
No matter your preferred coffee preparation method or flavor profile, the curated collection has you covered. You can choose from whole beans, French press grind or fully ground coffee, so even a Keurig owner could theoretically get in on this. Flavor options include the medium-roasted fruity, nutty Kona Blend, a full-bodied California Grill dark roast, and the Ethiopian-Indonesian fusion of Artifact blend.
You can choose from a three-, six-, or twelve-month subscription period, yielding you a selection of three bags each month. At $43.69 a month, the Disney Signature Coffee Collection is slightly pricier than Joffrey’s alternative collections. But you can’t put a price on pretending to be at Disney before you even finish breakfast.