“In a world gone mad, at least we have heirloom apples.”
Forget pumpkin spice—it’s apple season, you guys! The New York Times bestselling author Chuck Wendig seems just as excited as we are. In a hilarious days-long thread, Wendig took to Twitter to review some of the more bizarrely named heirloom apple varieties.
Here are some of our favorites.
On the hauntingly spicy Releika:
On the Wynooche Early, which might actually be a tomato:
On the unassuming Pippin Katrina:
On the Chestnut Crabapple, which hides amongst potatoes:
For the full thread and more hilarious tweets, follow @ChuckWendig on Twitter.