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Hi. You don’t know me, but if you did, you’d know I love boxed wine. I write about it a lot.

I don’t publicize my love for Cheez-Its quite as much, but I’m telling you now—it runs true and deep.

So, when I received an email about a new product that combines both of my obsessions, I freaked the eff out. Ladies and gentlemen, meet the House Wine & Cheez-It Box:

Cheez-It House Wine
Credit: Edelman


OK, I admit, the limited-edition item isn’t exactly revolutionary. You could achieve the same thing with a box of wine, a box of Cheez-Its, and super glue. But you know what? I am a part of a very niche market and it’s nice to be acknowledged sometimes.

“We make wines for people to enjoy anytime and anyplace—just like Cheez-It,” said winemaker Hal Landvoigt. “I create wines that run the spectrum of flavor—from crisp and bright to savory and spicy. From there, I looked for combinations that complement the real cheese found in each flavor of Cheez-It to make the perfect pairing.”

But that’s not all! Cheez-It and House Wine curated custom cheese and wine pairings, because they’re that extra.

Customers can choose from Original & Red Blend, White Cheddar & Rosé, Extra Toasty & Sauvignon Blanc.

Beginning July 25, you can purchase your very own box from House Wine’s website for $25.