We’re not freaking out, YOU’RE freaking out.  

By Corey Williams
April 09, 2019
Instagram u/@thejunkgoat

I want to go on record as saying that Cool Whip is a criminally underrated delicacy. Whether you eat it on strawberries, as frosting, or with a spoon, it’s basically happiness in a tub.

That’s why I’m absolutely thrilled to report that Birthday Cake-flavored Cool Whip is coming to a grocery store near you. Yes, you read that right—BIRTHDAY CAKE COOL WHIP.  

Instagrammer @thejunkgoat posted a photo of the new product, calling it “10/10” and “the goat.”

I haven’t tasted it yet, but I can’t imagine that’s an inaccurate description. Just look at it:

Are those sprinkles in a millennial pink whipped cream product?! Instagram isn’t ready.

One user who commented on the post asked how one might use with the new Cool Whip. The original poster replied with “with a spoon.” While that’s entirely valid, I think this would make an incredibly pie filling or cupcake icing.

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Though @thejunkgoat found it at Schnucks, a supermarket chain in the midwestern U.S., it’s also been spotted at various other grocery stores, Hy-Vee, and Instacart.

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