I'm not really sure what a Yule log is. We never had this tradition in my house, but I've heard that you burn it around Christmastime and everyone sits around and watches it. Sounds cool if you actually have a real Yule log, but who does that anymore? Most people don't want the fire hazard, so instead they just play a video loop of one burning on their TVs and call it a night. Boooooring. Do you know what's better than watching a fake Yule log burn? Bacon, of course.
Here is a 4-hour loop of bacon sizzling. Yule log or bacon? I'll let you decide.