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Things can be fancy and terrible at the same time, like gold toilets and bottle service, but they can also be fancy and terrible and wonderful. At that locus exists the jungle juice mimosa—or ideally a vat of them. You'd know all about this miraculous and life-ruining concoction if you owned a copy of Breakfast: The Most Important Book About the Best Meal of the Day, but life is fast and brutal, and vital information flies right past our eyeholes. Slow down for a moment, locate your Everclear and Champagne, and let Kat, Instant Pot, Mr. Grim, and Jeffica from College educate you on the joys of this rudely delicious punch.

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