Chaos is a ladder... made of sausage
Credit: Photo by @sophiessausagereviews via Instagram

Celebrities are just like us. They do laundry! They buy new shoes! They start Instagram accounts dedicated to reviewing sausage! OK, that last one is only something I wish I’d done. Game of Thrones actress Sophie Turner, however, actually does it and has the social media sausage-reviewing on lock. revealed this week that Turner shared a screenshot of her sausage-reviewing account, @sophiessausagereviews, on Instagram stories, asking folks to give the account a follow. Almost instantly, the account drew over 19,000 followers (she had two when she shared the original Instagram story). The account, which is captioned simply “Passionate Bout The Saus,” has three reviews up so far.

The first review details a link sausage the actress bravely ate in Heathrow Airport. The caption reads: “London, England. A classic Cumberland. Juicy on the bite. Skin not too tough. Around the size of my middle finger: perfect. However I might have liked the skin to be a little crispier. For what it is..... Result: 7/10.”

The second and third reviews come from Los Angeles, where Turner enjoyed a turkey sausage patty (she gave it 8/10) and was less than impressed by the sausage gravy at trendy restaurant Animal. Giving it 4/10, Turner commented “without the biscuit who knows where we’d be.”

Ridiculous as the idea of a celebrity running a sausage-reviewing account may seem, Turner’s reviews are very perceptive and seem quite fair. Sausage in general can be extremely hit or miss, and anyone willing to taste and give honest opinions is a hero. Turner probably travels to a lot more restaurants than the average brunch fan, and seems honestly interested in just putting the facts out there.

Here’s hoping that Turner’s sausage reviews will fill the sadness in my heart that began when Lorde deleted her onion ring Instagram account.