Cheetoast Is the Insta-Worthy Toast Humanity Deserves
You are depleted. You need toast to fuel you. You can make the bread with your own hands. This is a kind and good thing you can do for yourself amidst the all-consuming malaise of the moment. You can flip the script and bite it right back. You can make Cheetos-chunked and crusted bread that is braided not unlike a challah loaf partially because that is an extraordinarily comforting dough to knead and partially because it affords you the opportunity to create Cheetos swirls through the core of it. When it has cooled, you can slice it into thick slabs, smear it with Cheeto-infused cream cheese, and thickly sprinkle it with Cheetos dust for absolutely no symbolic reason at all. It yields an extra loaf if you are planning on sharing like some sort of weird Socialist or something.Cheetoast with Cheetos Cream CheeseNote: The active preparation time does not include all of the napping.