10 Crazy Kitchen Gadgets to Make Breakfast Hilarious
Mini doughnuts and well-dressed muffin tops are at your fingertips
Sure, you can grab your breakfast at the deli, the coffee shop, or a fast food drive-through. Or you can whip up your own funnybone-tickling morning meal at home using crazy kitchen gadgets that will guarantee your morning will be anything but a snooze. From a toaster that pops out pieces of toast adorned with your own image to a doughnut maker that puts out enough mini sweet treats to feed a small army, give your a.m. meal a little extra pizzaz using these ten weird kitchen tools. Your regular old morning routine will be served up with a smile.
Java junkies rejoice, you no longer have to stir your own cup of coffee. Instead, allow the Self Stirring Mug to do the work for you. A small propeller located at the bottom the eight-ounce mug whirls your cream and sugar into a frothy blend at the mere press of a button for the smoothest-ever cup of joe.
Count your chickens before they’re hatched with an Egg Minder smart egg tray that syncs to your phone. Download the compatible app for quick and easy stats from how many eggs you have left in the tray to which egg has been there the longest.
The Kim Kardashian of toasters, this nifty gadget lets you serve up your best selfie by emblazoning it onto a hot piece of toasted bread. Simply mail in your photo of choice after purchase, and wait for your precious custom selfie insert to arrive within 10 days. Can’t decide which pic is your favorite? Splurge for additional custom inserts via the Selfie Toaster’s company website.
Crane-Head Cereal Serving Device
Pouring your cereal will never be the same thanks to the Crane-Head Cereal Serving Device. Sure, you may get a few looks wearing a bright yellow hard hat with a long-armed crane attached at the breakfast table, but you'd be depriving yourself of the fun of shoveling cereal out of the box and into your bowl, then squirting milk out of milk-powered hydraulic arm. Take the fashion risk.
Get creative with your pancake toppings—and we don’t just mean Nutella or chocolate chips—with the Pancake Pen. Load up the plastic pen-like dispenser with batter, squeeze and go to town adding your own artwork for a new spin on flapjacks that look as delightful as they taste.
Guillotine Bagel Slicer
Have your breakfast, and hack it too. Place your bagel or muffin in the cradle of the Guillotine Bagel Slicer, then move your fingers out of the way before pushing the blade down for a clean, close cut.
Never Soggy Cereal Bowl
Soggy cereal days begone. The Never Soggy Cereal Bowl keeps your dry cereal separate from your milk. Just swoop flakes over into the wet side of your bowl via a curved incline, inspired by playground slides, and scoop up a crispy bite. And to sweeten the deal, you get a free matching spoon with your order.
The Rollie EggMaster cranks out sausage-link-shaped egg-sicles perfect for eating on the go. Cooked on a skewer inside a cylindrical 9.5 inch by 3.5 inch, your eggs come out ready to roll.
Mini Donut Maker
Breakfast is the most essential meal of the day—and we see no reason why that shouldn’t include 30 tiny doughnut. Pour your batter into the magical Mini Donut Maker as the donuts are dispensed into hot oil, fried up and rolled down a small conveyor ready to pop into your mouth, all within 90 seconds.
Let it all hang out with Muffin Tops baking cups. Crafted to look like denim jeans, each silicone mold holds your favorite cake batter, baked until it bulges over the waistband for a little jiggle in the middle.