Trader Joe’s wins Christmas.
Trader Joe's Cinnamon Roll Wreath
Credit: Instagram u/snachbetch

Sometimes I think the Internet sucks—but then I remember that Instagram accounts dedicated to scouting and sharing all the best junk foods exist.

Thank you, kind cyber snackers, for your valiant efforts to make the world a tastier place.

Without one such account, I never would’ve discovered Trader Joe’s Cinnamon Roll Wreath.

@snackbetch, you the real MVP.

This returning holiday product is what Christmas morning dreams are made of:

It has to sit out for 6-8 hours before baking, so stick it on the counter before you go to bed and pop it in the oven when you wake up.

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According to the product description, the dough doesn’t look like much straight out of the box. Once baked, though, it’ll look good enough to hang on your door.

“That simple ring of dough transforms into a hearty wreath of nine sweet, flaky, buttery Cinnamon Rolls, ready to be pulled apart and enjoyed,” Trader Joe’s says. “Go ahead, snap a pic: You'll be the envy of your Instagram following.”

The “wreath” includes nine rolls for only $4.99.


Yeah, we’ll take 12.