Matthew Kassel

Abolish the Beverage Napkin!

Did the Mets Lose Because de Blasio Bet Rainbow Bagels They Would Win?

Yogurt Might Help Alzheimer's Patients

Keurig for Beer Is in the Works

Why Congressman Paul Cook's Face Is on a Milk Carton

Foods That Are Better During Passover

Cereal Sales Are in Serious Decline

The War on Butter Is Over, Butter Company Proclaims

I Tried to Magnetize My Wheaties

At Starbucks in Italy, You Won't Feel Like a Poseur Asking for a Venti

Why You Should Pay for Milk or Sugar in Your Coffee

Do You Need a Toaster Just for Tortillas?

Italy Now Has Toilet Paper Made of Milk

This Tool Makes Cutting an Avocado Way Less Hazardous

The Queen of England Eats Breakfast Before Breakfast

Prepare for Clear Coffee to Take Over Your Instagram Feed

Greek Yogurt Is No Longer the Most Popular Yogurt

'Biscuit Theater' Is Coming to a Bojangles' Near You

How the Young Pope Does Breakfast

DIY Wine-Infused Coffee Is a Bad Idea

India Is Getting Coffee-Scented Stamps

This Is Why You Can't Get a Good Bagel in Los Angeles

Starbucks Hikes Prices by 10 to 30 Cents Per Drink