So we're about a month late on recognizing this food holiday, but we didn't know it was a thing. And to be fair, I think it's completely valid that we didn't know it was a thing. But the thing is, this is definitely a thing. As it appears, on August 8th, there's a most excellent arbitrary national holiday that people legitimately celebrate.
National Sneak a Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Day.