I know you’ve all experienced it; that mid-afternoon phone call from your spouse that elicits nothing but fear, cold sweats and utter distain.
“Hey babe! What’s for dinner tonight? I hope it’s ok that I invited the So-and-So’s over.”
*Pause for dramatic effect, moment of heart palpitations, eye bulge and any additional illustrative expressions.*
“N…No… It’s not ok! I, I don’t have anything to cook. I’ll have to go buy something! The house isn’t clean- I have NOTHING to cook!”