Combine boiling water and sugar, stirring until sugar dissolves. Add juice, fish sauce, chile paste, and garlic. Cool.
Prepare noodles according to package directions; drain. Combine noodles, greens, and next 6 ingredients (greens through pork chops) in a large bowl. Add juice mixture; toss well. Sprinkle with peanuts.
(Totals include Hoisin-Marinated Pork Chops)