Riddley Gemperlein-Schirm
June 15, 2016

 

Parenting is hard. Holding a slice of pizza is...hard? Or, at least, that's what Stupidiotic's wearable pizza pouch leads one to believe—the perfect Father's Day gift for the dad that either has everything or a fondness for seemingly useless novelty items.

 

The slice-shaped pouch hangs from a black lanyard and sells for $8. "No one should ever be without pizza. Sadly, (often tragically) pizza is not always available for immediate hand-to-mouth consumption. Prepare yourself. Keep and carry a backup slice with specially designed Pizza Pouch," Stupidiotic's website boasts. The company also claims the pouch will "instantly make you more popular and attractive."

Excellent.

 

While naysayers point out toppings and cheese might just slide right off, if you have pizza hanging from your neck, this seems like the kind of risk you'd be willing to take.

 

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